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标题: 这些动物告诉你喝醉酒是什么样子 [打印本页]

作者: 小灵通 时间: 2016-1-10 02:27
标题: 这些动物告诉你喝醉酒是什么样子

A state when you lower your inhibitions and you pour all the weird stuff out of your heart, is known as Drunk state. Different people express themselves in different ways, but all drunk people exhibits almost common behavior. So here are 18 Things you do involuntarily when you are drunk. You just can't stop yourself from all this.

1. You start Facebook stalking all of the people you Love to Hate. Also you gather guts to message "Hi" to all your crushes.

2. Your Facial Expressions becomes 10 TIMES BIGGER THAN USUAL...BECAUSE OF ALCOHOL.

3. For some unknown reasons, the "AWESOME" selfie you thought you took ends up being a big error in judgement.

4. You become so disoriented that you stop talking out of nowhere and become that weird quiet person hanging out and staring.

5. You know you’re gonna fall at some point in the evening, so you just start going for it.

6. All of your inner delusions of grandeur come out…

7. …Shortly followed by your delusions of inadequacy.

8. Your attempts to show off in front of your crush don’t go so well.

9. Your inner lunatic comes out and starts picking fights with people.

10. Lying down sounds like a good idea, so you’ll pretty much do it wherever you’re standing.

11. Your methods of flirting become both bizarre and… minimal.

12. The room starts spinning juuuuuust a little bit.

13. You decide to show off your vocal “abilities.”

14. Your brain invents new and creative ways to drink without using your hands...

15. …the same is true for any food you may be eating.

16. You find a way to get the most out of every glass.

17. You get a little too handsy and extra cozy with friends.

18. Your depth-perception becomes… not so great.

If you do something else when you are drunk, and you think your actions need a special mention here, then please do share by commenting. and don't forget to SHARE THE ARTICLE :)

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